Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.

Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.

by B-rizzle November 8, 2019

Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.

Working from home today?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Duty

by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010

ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.

"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."

by Monty13 February 17, 2010

Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015

Cake in the Conference Room

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.

Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.

by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019