Confrazed

When one is highly dazed and confused.

Me: "You make love to Clentis"
Andrewzed: "Your mum"
Me: "And you....are confrazed.

by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

congradolences

Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.

"Hey, I heard you broke up with Amanda. Congradolences are in order!"

by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007

Codral

to SOLDIER ON!

P1 "my boyf like just broke up with me, i am like totally PMSing and i like haven't done my project which is due on like monday!"

P2 "You have to Codral, no one likes a fucking whiner"

by iliketomatoesandyoucan'tstopme January 11, 2009

concrastinating

the opposite of procrastinating, doing something ahead of time.

Tom - Hey man, what are you up to?

Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.

by Dcarcher July 3, 2009

Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010