condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

Condimentation

The use of condiments to improve the taste or presentation of food.

I have to make sure my condimentation is on point.

by Christopher8600 June 9, 2022

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

contimentious

1 : governed by or conforming to the dictates of continual improvement.

2 : displaying a relentless pursuit of excellence.

\ˌkän-tə-men(t)-shəs\

— con·ti·men·tious·ly (adverb)
— con·ti·men·tious·ness (noun)

The dude is a beast. He's ambitious and contimentious, a combo that's going to launch him straight to the top.

Steve Jobs was contimentious about design. He never stopped trying to make things look better and feel more intuitive.

by L. Wittgenstein August 18, 2013

Confidential crevices

Crevices or cracks on the human body that are confidential or secret and should always be covered

My girlfriends confidential crevices are looking good tonight!!

by Monkeycrazyy June 5, 2015