Pre-Concern

It’s where you make sure someone won’t do something before they make a decision.
Like Dude 2 is concerned about dude 1’s health so he is making sure dude 1 doesn’t do anything to put his health in danger

Dude1: I’ve bee feeling really down lately...
Dude2: Well, at least don’t go back to cutting
Dude1: I won’t, thank you for your Pre-Concern

by Eggs and sausage August 17, 2020

Fake Concern

A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.

Spare me the fake concerns on social media!

by obsoletebill February 10, 2023

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

That's not my concern

HOHOHOHOHO! Not what you say buddy! And you want to threaten me!?

Hym "That's not my concern EITHER, actually! MY concern is that YOU'RE the guy who's SUPPOSED to be concerned with THAT THING SPECIFICALLY! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY! THAT IS WILD!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023

Concern Juice

A beverage to drink when concerned.

Bob: Take my liver.
Gary Miller: Concern juice.
Bob: Lol. Your now concerned, loser.
Gary Miller: Can I still have your liver though?
Bob: Only if you finish your concern juice.
Gary Miller finishes his concern juice and takes Bob's liver.

Then you make-out.
The End.
Bob: I love you, Gary Miller.
Gary Miller: I love you too, Bob.

by Starry Soleil November 22, 2021

Unnecessary Concern

A person that puts a ton of concern on something that isn't related directly or indirectly related to them, this person is usually a pessimist and an overthinker (May or may not be thinking of multiple scenarios in their head).
After realizing their mistake they will usually feel stupid or guilty when it is revealed.

Person 1 : I'm gonna buy something from 7 / 11 wait here.
Person 2 : Ok
Person 2's Mind : (Someone's gonna rob the place and shoot him or maybe he trips and falls on his head on a sharp object)

Person 1 : I'm back
Person 2 : Fuck, I feel so stupid for worrying
Person 1 : Stop placing unnecessary concern on stupid shit

by just_a_guy_with_a_p3n1$ May 11, 2022

concernment

too concerned that you can't even explain what you're concerned about

I have concernment for you

by threeisamagicnumber March 15, 2022