comrade

Someone who says this is either a russian or an attack on titan fan

Russian: Hello comrade

Aot fan: *gets crippling depression from the memories of their favorite character dying*

by Agent Plug-N-Play August 23, 2021

Comrad Corbyn

The staff member with the greatest logical brain, as he made the best choice when selecting a helper.

Harry: 'Fuck me, Comrad Corbyn is so smart and amazing.'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese June 13, 2019

Comrade Cooper

The new dictator of the Soviet Socialist State of Northern Carolina (SSSNR). He came up with a new curfew and now everyone back on provisional license.

Comrade Cooper has just announced that North Carolina will secede from the United States and that it will form it's own country The Soviet Socialist of Northern Carolina (SSSNR).

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy December 11, 2020

sex comrade

a gender-neutral way of referring to your romantic partner

Hello, I'd like you to meet Bean. They're my sex comrade.

by davethewriter March 17, 2023

Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019

Comrade Donnie

A title for someone that does not understand basic Constitutional rights or freedoms.

A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.

Man #1: "Lordy, that guy is cold. No heart. No feeling. He acts like Putin".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".

by Captain Breed June 26, 2018

Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.

As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021