computer class

the most boring place you can possibly go. nobody understands why we have to go to computer class, because you don't learn anything. the teachers are all retarded, and don't care if you get on urbandictionary.com

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing really, my house is almost as boring as computer class..."

by TatieBug2332 April 5, 2009

Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

computer without a condom

When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.

Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways

by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008

Computer Tower

A larger computer case that is used for holding a motherboard and all it's offspring (VGA, CPU, etc...). Needed to build a higher performance system or PC with huge parts.

"That's a nice computer tower, bro."

"Yeah, I bought it from Newegg."

by Rod_Jonse April 23, 2010

Computer Rabbit

A rabbit made by computer symbols.

(\ _ /)
( * * )
(") (")
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The Computer Rabbit

by Mud Wolf November 25, 2010

complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.

Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?

by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017

Computer virus

A computer virus is a type of malicious software, it can take on many forms. from a fake antivirus software to a trojan.

There are 3 critical stages to a virus

The infection

The payload

The execution phase

The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer

The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus

The execution starts when the payload is released.

Guy 1: *installs a virus*

Antivirus: You have a virus.

Guy 1: removes the virus

Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites

by pejafme February 2, 2019