comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

by CapTim August 25, 2009

Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.

1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.

by Roger Miles January 21, 2015

Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

compeeda

When you swallow too much of your homie's sperm for your digestive system to handle.

After that compeeda, my stomach was in pain for hours.

by ZappierPanda777 July 1, 2021

competitionable

A word only Kevin’s can create

Person 1: Dang Kevin you and Jake are really good friends.
Person 2: Yeah we are really Competitionable people

by Fuhendhdu May 16, 2022

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013