"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."
by BradWheat December 14, 2008
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the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"
Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"
Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
by valoem December 9, 2004
Get the Comatose mug.The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.
First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?
by dqb8 August 15, 2018
Get the combat logging mug.- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.
-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.
-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.
-leading cause of homocide.
-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.
-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.
-leading cause of homocide.
bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.
by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010
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We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
by g.sus June 11, 2006
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