Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

Dudist Colony

A gathering or event that seems to be mostly full of males. Synonym: sausage festival.

This party doesn't have any women. It's a dudist colony.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Colonial mindset

A deep routed inferiority complex that people of an ethnic group or country, usually with a colonised history (India, Philippines, Carribbean, African countries) have towards white people (usually British).

Alatunde has a colonial mindset. When he's at work he puts on a fake posh accent to impress his white employer. He was talking about marrying a white blonde girl as a symbol of wealth and status but deep down isn't confident enough to approach a random girl.

by McVin August 16, 2023

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005

Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016