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colonel ruffs 

that dumb furry bitch that has a lot of rule 34 of him from the game brawl stars
i killed colonel ruffs.

colonel sandurz 

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.
1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
colonel sandurz by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch 

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.
I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.
Colonel Crunch by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

Colonel Teske 

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"

Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"

Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.
The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!
Colonel Sanders by JustMac July 23, 2008