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Bitter Clinger

As defined in a public press conference,by #44 ,as those people who are not progressive,socialist,or liberal.

They are the people who cling to their guns and religeon,rejecting socialism because they prefer freedom.
They support the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

They prefer to earn their own way rather than to have things given to them by the government.They prefer smaller less intrusive government and lower taxes.
Bilo"Man I don't like that guy Steve!"

Wally "Why not?"

Bilo" Because he thinks he should be able to have freedom of religeon and 2nd amendment rights as granted under the constitution."

Wally"Oh yeah you are right,the fucker is a bitter clinger!!! He should trust or government more."
by Chuckuss December 13, 2012
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stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
by H Two. February 9, 2009
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collingwood

Inner-city suburb in the North-East of Melbourne, near Fitzroy and Carlton. Known for the Collingwood Football Club and various music venues including the Tote and the Barley Corn.
Going to see a band play at the Tote in Collingwood.
by Jani K September 30, 2005
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stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
by Cstaal November 11, 2014
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Collier

A rather intelligent person, usually good with computers. Also can describe a person that frequently has troubles with women. Coined by James Waldingford III, of Ireland.
That dude in the front row there is such a collier.
by xmehicox October 19, 2009
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Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook
by confused nick face June 18, 2020
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clinger

A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.
That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!
by MustangGT October 1, 2005
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