The fallout from a positive lateral flow COVID test. Collateral flow can range from frantically calling restaurants, bars, friends and family to alert them of your result, hiding yourself away and getting people to do your food shopping, or to doing not an awful lot. The latter likely would not apply if you're not bothered for COVID, then there is no collateral damage.
"Having COVID sucked, but what was worse was dealing with the collateral flow."
"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."
"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."
by Sandyminge March 30, 2022
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"I realized I was limiting myself instead of being more cliteral." or "Her photography was cliterally digging into the soul."
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Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.
This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.
Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.
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Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
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Breeze overcooked the Totino's and couldn't wait to scarf them, the burnt roof of her mouth was simply collateral damage for the delicious pleasure of pizza bites.
by Dale Jordache November 15, 2016
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Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009
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