coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

by spamanda September 17, 2007

Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

by molemon December 17, 2008

Coffee

Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.

by Marximus February 8, 2009

Coffee

The only reason I am awake right now

(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"

by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 4, 2014

coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

by Minicoopstar11 August 7, 2016