coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

by spamanda September 17, 2007

Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

by molemon December 17, 2008

Coffee

Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.

by Marximus February 8, 2009

coffee

definition of perfection in liquid form ^v^

I love coffee, its perfect.

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Coffee

A high powered, energizing, highly caffeinated drink that tastes amazing and delicious!! It just makes you want to get up and do everything if you have enough of it! Coffee is life and it is the best thing ever!! This beverage is usually drunk in the morning, but why not drink it all damn day long?! DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!! YOLO!!

Girl 1: "What the Hell is her problem?"
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"

Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."

by IttyBittyKitten16 June 26, 2017