The Da Vinci Code

As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.

I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.

by SmellyBaptist August 22, 2006

Da Vinci Code

The book wasn't too bad in my opinion, sure there were a lot of problems, but I liked the plot and the conspiracies in it. but then again it's just my opinion if I like it or not. and considering that this site is Urban Dictionary! I can write this if I so wish. now I wait for everyone to start hating on this.

person1: Dude did you read the Da vinci code?
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it

by Doesnotcareman July 23, 2011

Dirty Da Vinci Code

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.

Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.

by Abdul555 September 17, 2006

Duarte's Code

Move your homerow one letter to the right on your keyboard. NOTE:Requires knowledge of keyboard to do correctly!

o esmy yp hp piydofr smf ;su dp,r nsdrns;;/ Translation:i want to go outside and play some baseball.

by Mr. Duarte December 30, 2004

dodgeball corollary to the area code rule

If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.

We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!

by Balls R Us July 20, 2011

The DaVinci Code

1. A suck book.
2. Resulted in a horrible movie.
3. Book & movie spawned horrible game.

Morgan Webb: This game sucks....(On 'The Davinci Code' Game)

by Mandingo Pride July 11, 2006

Cali Dress Code

How the media portrays the way people in Southern California dress (although often times very accurate). When someone is abiding to the Cali Dress Code, they are usually wearing shorts or boardshorts, sandals, sunglasses, and a tank top. This style can be found throughout Southern California at ANY time of year.

Yea, he needs to get on our level and switch to the Cali Dress Code.

by the beach bum21 May 15, 2011