cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011

Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.

Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.

by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

Cockears

Refers to someone who has ears made out of cock.

Hey Fermin, you got cockears.

by Smitty West September 15, 2010

cockstar

a female celebrity that is known to overindulge in her use of male genitalia.

Paris Hilton, what a cockstar!

by DigitalRockstar May 1, 2005

cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009

cockspank

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis

i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller

by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

Cockear Fetish

Wen a male injects his cock into a girls ear and later eqaculats into it. A great way to show ur apriseation. May be a turn on for some!

Johny sticking his cock and cumming into Janes ear.

by Scott Woodward Zade June 15, 2003