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There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.
there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"
by trademarks July 6, 2021
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Heads or tails a tossed coin

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.
"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."
by Wearing a chicken mask July 27, 2021
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Coin Thot

Term created by Zius Lit aka X'es that means to sit around waiting for some money, grabbing and leaving without ever thinking about giving back.
by Leakycauldron November 21, 2016
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Cmonster

Cmonster is the founder of WTF Irony and is a really awesome individual. He makes music and plays videogames and he owns a really awesome cat.
Oh my god i love Cmonster!!! He is somehow racist and also wholesome
by theron :) May 3, 2021
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Coin Bagging

Similar to "Tea-Bagging". Refers to the act of individually placing ones testicles on another persons eye sockets.

Each testicle should sag into the respective eye sockets of the victim, resembling that of a coin bag resting on the ground. Usually done when the scrotum is most relaxed and saggy. Thus, hot summer days are optimal.
Coin Bagging:

GG: Yo JMarc, what happened with that babe after the bar last night?

JMarc: Man, she was way to drunk and passed out in my bed.

GG: Thats it?!

JMarc: No man, it was boiling in my room, so I coin bagged the shit out of her!
by DoobleTrooble December 9, 2009
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coin operated beaver

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.
Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.
by Capn’ Obvious August 2, 2008
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Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
by heavypettingzoo October 22, 2009
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