Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .

Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,

by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023

clucking joe

fucking hoe

person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe

by cluckingjoe#1 June 6, 2018

Clushing

cry and blush

"Lauren you look homeless but you look cute homeless" -friends
"omgyouguys I'm gunna start clushing" -me

by Stroongle Stonkskin February 15, 2022

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.

The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.

by SINJim February 4, 2021

clucking

Being so desperate for something, you are basically going cold turkey.

Once again, Andrew found himself clucking for a sexual encounter but alas no joy :(

by The wordsmith May 26, 2005