durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.

1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.

by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007

The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.

My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!

by The Gootz August 29, 2014

clod

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.

It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

chodogo

A skateboard world Greeting.

Dirty Ghetto Kid 1: Chodogo
Dirty Ghetto Kid 2: Not much man, you?

by Varakin June 26, 2009

clooger

A clooger is a man whom is very hairy. They tend to have a yeti for a parent. Someone is a clooger if they have extremely hairy legs, armpits, chests, testicles, butt cheeks and or excessive facial hair.

"That guy is such a clooger!! Have you seen his legs! They're so hairy!"

by GASPluke March 20, 2010

Clodging

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

clodhod

The act of shoving ones penis inside ones own asshole and then Cumming and having it land on a piece of chocolate and eating it after.

Hey Larry I'm going to go home and Clodhod this weekend

by Wiceman February 4, 2021