When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.
by Alliana Cordova December 15, 2019
something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
by Horny bastard January 09, 2005
So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?
Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.
Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.
by Garrett666 August 14, 2007
The act of hitting or attacking someone or some group. Term originated in South Central Los Angeles by the Crips gang. To clock meant to wage gang warfare "around the clock" i.e. 24/7 on your enemies.
by Steve Williams February 26, 2005
Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.
Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock
Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock
by Parker Day February 07, 2008
Clocking is the sexual technique of inserting one's penis inside a vagina and rotating it around like a clock. There are three main speeds, based on the three hands of a clock, the fastest being one rotation per minute, representing the seconds hand. The second fastest is one rotation per hour, representing the hour hand, and the slowest is one rotation per day, representing the hour hand which completes a rotation in 12 hours. Two of these rotations can be done within 24 hours, though one is done during the day and one is done during the night.
by WillyDixon June 04, 2021