clock

when a woman's clitoris is so big it looks like a cock

dude, jason told me he went down on mary jane the other night and about threw up when she chubbed a clock.

by goobsatpit September 19, 2009

clock

shows u da time
also rhymes with cock

I beat my cock to a clock and came into a sock

by kidtoucher78 March 10, 2023

Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.

"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"

by P.Kong October 18, 2009

Clocked in

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.

This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.

by Your-friends May 25, 2017

The Clock

When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

by Alliana Cordova December 15, 2019

Clock

something that tells you the time. When it a form capable of being worn on the wrist, it can help prevent you from being late.

Hurry up and keep your eye on the watch; the world end's at 6:00 PM sharp.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

clocking

verb.

The act of tampering with the odometer of a vehicle to make it appear that the vehicle has not travelled as far as it really has. This tactic is often employed to sell a vehicle for more than it is actually worth.

Dan bought his car from a shonky dealer. I told him that the car had probably been clocked, but he had no idea what clocking was. He's fucked if the rego inspector picks up on it.

by TeraByte911 December 04, 2008