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Clock that tea

Jayla- Did you see what HAPPNED in the cafeteria

NyNy- CLOCK THAT TEA🫰
by Seymondsera April 5, 2023
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Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 December 7, 2007
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clock weights

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
by Crawlover July 3, 2004
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clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.
(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.
by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015
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clock zombie

When a person's life is defined by what time it is.

These people work in extremely structured intervals and never waste time. One may wonder what will become of them if a large-scale worldwide catastrophe were to occur. Their agenda and a clock are their best friends, leaving little room for an actual social life.

It is a well-known fact that most college/university students live their lives like this, making campus a very depressing place to be.
There is a definitive line between being a clock zombie, and having 1-2 weeks of hardcore study sessions berore a test.
girl: "Hey, wanna go out tonight?"

guy: "Sorry, can't... I have to study for roman civilization for the midterm."

girl: "Isn't that midterm like, 4 weeks from now? Wow, you're such a clock zombie."
by azn_ninja November 14, 2009
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Clock the T

Seems to be used more in the gay community, more specifically in the gay black community.

T is short for "the truth," so clocking the T means

1) to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without embellishments, without edits, and without apology.

2) to state your own personal opinion about any person, place, thing, or situation, again without embellishments, edits, or apology.

In layman's terms, Clocking the T is synonymous with "keeping it real." It can also be used for gossip.
Quaadir Howard from youtube (username Timaya) giving his opinion on Lady Gaga (paraphrased)-
"I don't too much care for her. People are giving her praises but I'm not impressed. Her videos and perfornances hardly make sense with her songs. She's vulgar and over the top just for the sake of getting attention and fame. That is my opinion and you don't have to like it. If she gave me what i needed, I would have given her kudos, but she didn't and I'm going to clock the T where the T needs to be clocked, mmkay sweetheart?"

Adam - "Watch this dance move!" *starts dancing horribly* "So how did you like my dancing, Keith?"
Keith - "You really don't need to be dancing. You look like a retarded flamingo trying to find a mate."
Adam - "that's not very nice"
Keith - "Well if you ask for my opinion, ms thing, I'm going to clock the T on that ass. how you doin."
by dennis88 October 14, 2010
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clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it
I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.
by OE800 February 26, 2005
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