Clinging Fuck

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!

Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*

by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014

Clitgie

When your clitoris gets a wedgie!

This clitgie is so uncomfortable I have to just go for it and pull it out!

by urbNgrl November 1, 2014

clingfectionate

that fine line between being overly affectionate and just plain clingy. often bordering on the psychotic. clingy but cuter, basically. when you tolerate clinginess because you want that sweet affection.

she was all over him, but in a crazy, clingy, stalker-type clingfectionate way... totally hot, tho

by Chad Zappa April 26, 2016

Clingsequences

The consequences of having an unwanted clingy partner.

'Before you get with them, think of the clingsequences'

'I think Ive accidentally lead them on. Now ill have to deal with the clingsequences'

by kirkman1908 January 9, 2018

Clingette

(Noun) a person who people become easily attached and attracted to. A clingette is someone who does not want the admiration or affection from their clinger

Either everyone is a stage 5 clinger or I am a clingette.

Careful now you might go from being the clingette to the clinger with this person

by Chim richalds July 23, 2018

Cringie

Who is cringey, normally tiktokers or some influencers

A:Look at him, he's doing the dance!
B:Yeah, what a cringie!

by Pox3r888 April 21, 2021

Clinge

When you are in a state of both clinging in to your dignity and also cringe at the same time.

Trevor from GTA 5 is the most clinge comic relief character of any story.

by Oshen Fjre March 2, 2022