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Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.
This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!
by Assessment January 2, 2004
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Clark Kent Dat Ho

After a failed attempt of "Superman a Ho" that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed ejaculate to slick back your hair à la Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter. This should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.
That ho got irate after I tried to Superman her, she was steaming out of both ears! There was only one way out; Clark Kent Dat Ho! So I slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like Tom and Cruise.
by G.Chis May 14, 2008
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Clerks-It

To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.
"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."

"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."

"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
by Little Timmy Urine July 31, 2007
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clerget

"This pizza is covered in clerget".
by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009
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Cherkin

a person who is the absolute coolest. only one person in a group of friends should be awarded this name. or a nickname for someone cool
you are such a cherkin.
by cherkin April 27, 2009
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Clarkfolio

A notefolio on the TI-89 calculator containing plenty of information that is pertinant to the subject at hand, yet including nothing relevant to the test being taken. A clarkfolio is caused by a miscommunication between teacher and student.
"I went into the exam with every note i took this semester typed up...but it was such a Clarkfolio. I definitely failed."
by geekstcy March 7, 2010
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clegknot

Clegknot:- a knot of anal hair stuck/twisted together with faeces/shit.
I wish I'd shaved my arse!

If I pull on this clegknot, I'll have two arse holes.
by Wilky72 June 9, 2017
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