coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.
by Jlewmook February 09, 2016
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Missouri southern cleanse

Taking lsd and eating pizza to cause extreme diarrhea.
Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
by googlemachu March 01, 2021
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Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.
Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.
by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 12, 2024
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Dopamine Cleanse

Just a really fancy term for going outside more often.
A: Yoo dude, I'm on this dopamine cleanse and-
B: Soo.... you've finally started to go outside!
by cyclopentane September 26, 2022
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Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process
"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"
by spicyaf January 19, 2023
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Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.
IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!
by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019
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