Clayton

Clayton has the most perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, fit body and cutest smile on the planet. There’s not a thing you wouldn’t do for him. Once you fall in love with him he has your heart forever and is the best partner you could ever dream of having. He has a cheeky Chiwawa who is a little cunt but also very adorable. Don’t let her fool you. She is fucking crazy. But other then that he is a lil fuck bag smelly possum.

Hey possum! Want some cheese cake Clayton? Of course you do fatty!!

by Ratbuttonspanties November 10, 2021

Clayton

A man who is an ass whole and has not concept for dibs. He also has no honor or self respect because he does not play by the rule of dibs. When people see him he is attacked because he has no honor

I called dibs but he got it ANYWAYS he's such a clayton

by Chad whick April 03, 2019

Clayton

A very interesting guy. His smile lights up the room. An intelligent individual who can see the world differently from others. He can also understand it in a way better than others but also worse. It's enlightenment but also a curse to haunt him. He has a dark past one he likes to tell story's of. Tells the truth more often then not. He talks quietly.

Person 1: I won the lottery last night!
Person 2: I got to talk to Clayton.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!

by The Weird One In The Back March 29, 2017

Clayton

A complete fucking asshole but a good friend. White as fuck ginger and extremely racist. Likes to throw fire flasks and say it wasn’t him. Also likes to turn your entire world hollow. Tends to have an obsession with peanut butter. Dates thots and has a homosexual best friend named coby.

Wow ok your gonna pull a clayton on me? What are you gonna do? Call me a Nigger?

by BIOLONTA May 26, 2018

Clayton

Clayton is a tall beanstalk. And always copies your sweater. He has a microphone as a haircut. And you always feel like a squirrel or something is gonna pop its head out. He can be pasty white or red like a tomato. He's also a sprinkle racist. He also looks like Ms.Raffo with his curly ass hair.

Clayton? Doesn't he have a job as a microphone on weekends?

by 1/3ofkilly March 07, 2018

Clayton

A short tan blond boy who loves dick. Always complaining about someone but won't do anything about it. Tries too hard to be tough in front of his friends. Spends his time talking to ex girlfriends because he can't get over them.

Clayton: "Hey bro you wanna go vape in the school bathroom?"
Normal person: "No thank you, I'm not a faggot. "

by Fuckkkkkkkkkkk April 06, 2016

Clayton

The autistic kid who puts gum wrappers in outlets during math class.

Dude, your name has to be Clayton! You're so stupid!

by YGRT March 13, 2019