Clayton

Clayton has the most perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, fit body and cutest smile on the planet. There’s not a thing you wouldn’t do for him. Once you fall in love with him he has your heart forever and is the best partner you could ever dream of having. He has a cheeky Chiwawa who is a little cunt but also very adorable. Don’t let her fool you. She is fucking crazy. But other then that he is a lil fuck bag smelly possum.

Hey possum! Want some cheese cake Clayton? Of course you do fatty!!

by Ratbuttonspanties November 10, 2021

Clayton

A man who is an ass whole and has not concept for dibs. He also has no honor or self respect because he does not play by the rule of dibs. When people see him he is attacked because he has no honor

I called dibs but he got it ANYWAYS he's such a clayton

by Chad whick April 3, 2019

Clayton

A very interesting guy. His smile lights up the room. An intelligent individual who can see the world differently from others. He can also understand it in a way better than others but also worse. It's enlightenment but also a curse to haunt him. He has a dark past one he likes to tell story's of. Tells the truth more often then not. He talks quietly.

Person 1: I won the lottery last night!
Person 2: I got to talk to Clayton.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!

by The Weird One In The Back March 28, 2017

Clayton

Clayton is a tall beanstalk. And always copies your sweater. He has a microphone as a haircut. And you always feel like a squirrel or something is gonna pop its head out. He can be pasty white or red like a tomato. He's also a sprinkle racist. He also looks like Ms.Raffo with his curly ass hair.

Clayton? Doesn't he have a job as a microphone on weekends?

by 1/3ofkilly March 8, 2018

Clayton

A short tan blond boy who loves dick. Always complaining about someone but won't do anything about it. Tries too hard to be tough in front of his friends. Spends his time talking to ex girlfriends because he can't get over them.

Clayton: "Hey bro you wanna go vape in the school bathroom?"
Normal person: "No thank you, I'm not a faggot. "

by Fuckkkkkkkkkkk June 21, 2016

Clayton

The kid who likes to eat olives and sits on his mom's for comfort.

He loved me like he did to his Clayton

by YaBoiIsReddy January 28, 2017

Clayton

Biggest ass on earth. Thinks he is better than everyone. No one likes him. Fucks with people’s emotions then plays the victim. Only like the people who does what he wants them too, and even then he’ll still dislike you. Never learns from his mistakes and expects others to change for him and cater to him. Also has a small dick

“That Clayton is a real asshole.”

by TheBigDickMFBitch January 12, 2018