The act of fucking a girl doggy style and in the process she shits on your dick, causing the appearance of a chocolate clarinet.
by dwil2131 April 25, 2009
Get the chocolate clarinetmug. by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018
Get the Squidward’s Clarinetmug. A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.
Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...
by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008
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by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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Get the Learned the clarinet at schoolmug. by marzia November 4, 2012
Get the learned the clarinet at schoolmug. The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
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