NAF

Non-Athletic Fuck. Someone who sucks at all sports and lacks coordination

Tweeters is a NAF, it appears as if he has 2 left feet when he runs.

or
Reid sucked so bad at baseball he was given the nickname NAFerty Daniel

by dwil2131 January 18, 2010

chocolate clarinet

The act of fucking a girl doggy style and in the process she shits on your dick, causing the appearance of a chocolate clarinet.

I was fucking Lesley Bonin doggy style and she gave me a chocolate clarinet

by dwil2131 April 25, 2009