Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.

Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"

by SoldierAce April 7, 2022

Clarity Sex

When don't know where u stand in a relationship so you have sex to clear everything up.

I just had clarity sex with dolores because our relationship been in a weird spot recently.

by hdbz September 3, 2016

Clarity

A low grade form of ecstasy.

Russ is rolling on clarity.

by Eric Moodu September 28, 2005

Clarity

Song by Zedd.

It's torture
How long will this last

This song is not bringing me Clarity

by PLSstop October 17, 2013

Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021