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Joe Q. Citizen

A legal citizen of his/her place of residence (country/county/state) who is considered lower class and poor, yet the individual is employed and hard-working. A Wage Slave.
Did you see that band of Joe Q. Citizen playing at that dive bar last night?
They pack the house and rock the dicks off all the loser boyfriends of the chicks that are moist and turned on by Joe Q. Citizens' performance.
They are a hard working band that deserve to get laid ( i mean paid) more.
by chachitaco September 24, 2010
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Floptropican Citizen

A Flop Citizen is a person who resides on an island near Chile named: Floptropica.
The Flop Citizens live all the way over in Floptropica! If you are a Floptropican, I have 100% respect for you, thank you.
- a fellow floptropican.
This dumb bombastic Da Boys tried to shoot up Floptropica, a Floptropican Citizen held their head high and beat the Da Boys being with Trishaypatussy in Floptropica.
by ilvssplling April 7, 2023
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free trial citizen

A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.
I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.
by katajamasaki November 3, 2004
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Center Citizen

A senior citizen who has decided that it's ok to take advantage of the fact that nobody wants to mistreat or disrespect a senior citizen.
at a baseball game, you show up to find your seat taken by a senior citizen, so instead you sit in someone else's seat, rather than disturb the poor center citizen.
by will von February 16, 2009
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somber citizen

Someone who renounces his or her citizenship to a specific country. Give them the power to follow no laws or rules.
Cop: Sir you just ran a red light.
Driver : I’m a somber citizen and don’t have to follow yalls shitty laws, bruh
by J1234P March 30, 2019
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Star Citizen

I wonder when Star Citizen will be playable.
by anonymous February 10, 2022
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Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.
Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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