A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
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Also see:
Peugeot
Renault
Also see:
Peugeot
Renault
That’s an awfully ugly Citroen you’ve got there,oh and it’s broken down. to be honest I’d burn it if I were you mate!
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Akim: I hate it so much. Like why do they have to praise God and act like that?!
Lily: Akim, I’m a Christian. Don’t say that! Your such a citophaus.
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Lily: Akim! Your’re so citophausic!
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Lily: Akim! Your’re so citophausic!
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