Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008

chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

by Pax September 15, 2003

pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.

e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'

by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

chuff box

An anus with a thick surrounding of pubic hair, usually sweaty.

John's chuff box is really smelly

by Sim0n December 23, 2005

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009