Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.
Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."
by ToastMelon September 26, 2024
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Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.
That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.
by Tones McGones February 22, 2025
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Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.
“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”
by Wog Dog November 13, 2024
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Chernobyl bean

When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd
Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted

Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass
by Squiggleclick. March 16, 2023
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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
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Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
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