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Chernobyl

When a Russian prositute sits on your chest and farts in your mouth.
That Russian chick totally gave him the best Chernobyl ever.
by Tones McGones February 22, 2025
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..
Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.
by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024
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Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat
Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
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Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.
“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”
by Wog Dog November 13, 2024
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Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.
Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.
by BiffSplash July 24, 2016
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