little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 22, 2014

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Free Cheesing

When you cum on a girl's pussy, let it solidify and then a different girl eats it off.

Woman 1: You better be free cheesing me tonight.
Man 1: I definitely will, just call up your friend.

by D0nald.Duckie December 22, 2020

Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.

“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”

by sackerland May 29, 2022

Cheesing

To be hyped, ecstatic

Jeff was cheesing when he found out he was getting a Porsche.

by Dangeroo Kipawaa January 12, 2019

cheering bastard

Harry Simzoes

cheering bastards

by lucz August 1, 2019