watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

fuzz on the chapstick

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.

"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

by Fluffy Puppy 419 November 17, 2016

share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.

Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"

by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015

sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

by Strandchez December 20, 2008

chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008