chandersen

masturbating while crying and using ones tears for lubrication.

"Did you see chad get shot down making pass at that hottie?" "Yeah, I bet he goes home and chandersens himself"-

by mean_fingrr February 8, 2010

Canadese

As far as Canadians are concerned, we are not Canadese, we are Canadian.

I am not Canadese, I am Canadian. I do not speak Canadese, I speak English (and if from Quebec) French.

by Antwan Fisha May 21, 2008

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.

That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Chandeliered

(verb) When you're pelvic thrusting someone and you miss the vagina. There's a slim chance it could go into the ass. Then there's another slimmer chance you could have a chocolate stick when you pull it out.

Dude, she totally chandeliered me last night!

That's disgusting man...

by hotandsexy1337 January 12, 2010

Canade

A Canadian

guy 1:Dude, that guy is really nice and he smells like maple syrup.

guy 2: ya hes a canade

by Proffesor Dickweed April 10, 2010

Charade Parade

Any parade (military or otherwise) orchestrated by Donald Trump.

Trump's military parade is a Charade Parade.

by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018

canadette

A canadette is a female leaf

"Hey, there are canadettes on the tree"

by PRJLGS April 13, 2018