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by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022
Get the heterosexual mug.Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.
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Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.
A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.
This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.
A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.
This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.
Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?
Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.
Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?
Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
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by FellaFace July 23, 2005
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Justin Perry (Girl 2): Yes, but I think he is citrosexual.
Will Gregg: Orange you glad I am a citrosexual?!
Justin Perry (Girl 2): Yes, but I think he is citrosexual.
Will Gregg: Orange you glad I am a citrosexual?!
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Get the Non-Heterosexual Homophobe mug.Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
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