Lettuce Be Cereal

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011

cereal debt

When you were too late for school then come back and decide to eat your cereal in the afternoon.

EW Sahota laa why you eating cereal at 4:23
Sahota laa: ah im just paying off my cereal debt

by Swagalicious boy March 25, 2019

cereal kid

Some one who calls himself a "foodie" but eats cereal for lunch.

Dude, I didn't invite you to Adamson BBQ because you are a cereal kid.

by porkguy July 19, 2019

Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.

My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.

by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008

Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.

(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”

by Bennehftw May 4, 2021