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Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.
Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.
by Geordiejock March 15, 2018
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Celtic

Celtic are quite simply the best supported football club in the world. A Scottish based football team founded by Irish Marist Brothers to raise money to feed the poor immigrants who fled Ireland in the 1800's from starvation and poverty.

Relations with rivals Glasgow Rangers became frosty after an influx of bigoted shipyard workers from Belfast identified with the blue half of glasgow and spread sectarian filth through the west of Scotland, up to and including sectarian employment policies.

Polar opposite to Glasgow Rangers. Celtic fans were awarded with FIFA and UEFA awards, while nazi saluting Rangers fans (who masquerade as Englishmen)are awarded with UEFA charges.
Celtic were the first team from the british isles to win the european cup.

Invited as guests to play in a record number of testimonial/charity matches.

Hold the record for the largest travelling support, 80,000.

Symbiotic with nieghbours Rangers but despite paramilitary chanting and psuedo sectarian songs, they are 9 years ahead in combatting the problem of bigotry. Rangers had denied there was a problem in the first place.
by Brian Coyle April 19, 2006
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celtic supporter

Bigoted, pro IRA, hate everything about the united kingdom however they use it to there advantage, and a lot of them actually live in the UK. Most of your celtic supporters rely on giro money and live in council housing. You will typically find a celtic supporter drinking a bottle of buckfast, passed out on the street, trying to stab someone and smashing bottles over peoples heads.
Celtic supporter 1: Gee us our giro money
Celtic supporter 2: gonna get some fucked
Celtic supporter 1: want some coke?
Celtic supporter 2: na just gee us some ecstasy
Celtic supporter 3: Fucking rangers, won 51 titles, were always playing catchup.
by celticbhoylover June 26, 2007
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Celtic

a supposed Scottish football team who delight in everything from Erin's green isle. The fans are pro Irish Nationalism, anti British, yet they are British when it suits them. (Celtic being the first British team to win the European Cup).
Their fans are also British when they go every fortnight to pick up their dole check. Have sympathies for every country/ military junta/ terrorist organisation, that have even remotely stood up to Britain or the British.
Strange people
" i hate they Brits an' nat no?
where's ma fecking giro, 'mon the Celtic"
by totfl July 24, 2008
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A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.
celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)
by Pat Mc Groyne October 10, 2005
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i just need to say that ppl who say "seltic" are fucking morons. its pronounced "KELTIC" you fucking bastardizing motherfuckers
"keltic" ok? its pronounced "KELTIC"!!
by Joseph O June 27, 2005
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Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.
The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!
by he7879 May 24, 2011
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