Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

cellos

homosexual- The word is a shortened form of Marcellos, who is a member of a popular internet forum. After repetitive association with Lady Gaga and soccer, the term "cellos" evolved.

Those shorts are way to short. You look cellos.

Straighten your wrist. People are going to thing you're cellos.

by J's 89 March 22, 2010

shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

playing the cello

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.

Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.

by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008

Cellurhoids

The lumpy butt you get from having your cellphone in your back pocket, which is sometimes a painful condition if sitting on said phone for a long duration.

With his new PDA phone, Gabe developed a pronounced case of cellurhoids that made his bum appear quite unsightly to the women of Hill Holliday.

by Michael Dezso September 9, 2008

cello-ing

(verb) The act of playing the cello, a musical instrument with 4 strings.

Why did you call me when I was cello-ing?

by asdfkjh June 19, 2010

cello player

A person who plays cello. They are usually really sweet and great friends!

My best friend is a cello player, she is really fun to hang out with!

by 123abc456blahblahblah July 13, 2014