Celeste 

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

Celeste by currnsh32 January 8, 2009

Celeste 

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"

Celeste by Sextoysarelife January 8, 2009

Celeste 

A woman, usually heavy who is a Skat. She lets people fart in her mouth, prefers them not to shit. Just fart. Has pink eye frequently. Total Skat.

Skat , Celeste, pig in a blanket, skatty

Celeste by The skatie August 20, 2013

Celeste 

A Celeste is beautiful, out-going and and does well in school. But BE CAREFUL because you do one thing wrong to a Celeste and they will tear you apart. They will tell you you are a terrible friend even if they were extremely mean to you. Their beauty will fool you.

She’s so beautiful! What a Celeste!
The teacher is so mean! She’s such a Celeste!

Celeste by Petshisthebest December 12, 2018

Celeste 

A singer, who always attempts reaching high notes. She is obsessed with country music and wants to live on a farm while listening to Keith Urban for the rest of her life.

Polly: I just want to listen to Keith Urban for the rest of my life (attempts C sharp note)
Holly: Wow, you're such a Celeste

Celeste by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Celeste 

To Only Hit one side of the Bowl. As to leave Green for the next person.

Do not Celeste that bowl! Save a little green for me.

Celeste by wmilz February 11, 2009

Celeste 

Someone who is out-going and good in school. Careful with a Celeste, you do one thing wrong and they will ditch you. They’ll tell you that you were mean to them even if they were a terrible friend. Celeste seem sweet and innocent and that will fool you.

Oh boy, the teacher was so mean! She was such a Celeste.

Celeste by Petshisthebest December 12, 2018