Cleaverage

When a woman uses her tits to win an argument.

My wife was all like "Mow the lawn!" and I was all like "Nah.". Then she put on her red dress that pushes her tits almost right out of said dress. Beat me with cleaverage again. What a bitch.

by jordanjames. May 14, 2011

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

claveler

noun - A huge instigator

That claveler started the biggest flame war I have ever seen.

by Hariken Yellow December 30, 2003

Cleaveland Catapult

This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)

Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes

by Trav-O March 1, 2008

Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.

The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.

by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009

Calaveras County

A county in California about 30 minutes east of Stockton, but nothing like Stockton, and is part of the foothills to the Sierra Nevadas. The countryside varies greatly from sparse oak trees to pine meadows with snow in higher elevation. There are a lot of drug problems including alcohol and methamphetamine. Many beautiful rivers, caverns, and rich historical sites and remnants reside in the county; even those of a disgraceful history of our treatment towards Native Americans and Chinese immigrants. Caves exist all over properties and there are even a few you can visit. It is easy to get bored living here since there are not a lot of things to do at night or in social atmospheres outside of the home. The people are interesting, many different groups, and you will be sure to get pulled over going faster than the posted speed limit. There are many back/dirt roads and small areas that are off the main roads. The FrogJumps is what we call our county fair and we actually jump frogs, not sure if we still do today but we did. Calaveras is a cool place, definitely can be boring, and the people who live here have a lot of pride and identity associated with the place.

I wanted to prove that people from Calaveras County can spell - unlike the two who posted before me.

by calaverasgirl January 9, 2010

cleaveland steambagger

The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum

Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump

by John & max May 2, 2008