percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

cali weed

Weed, Pot, Mary-j's or any other name for it.

I treat my music like cali weed, i smoke till i sleep. "Dr. Dre"

by Aaron "G-thing" September 7, 2005

calicia

Calicia is tall girl with a beautiful smile. she can usally make friends quickly and is liked by everyone around her.

Maybe males find her attractive and id interested in dating her

She is so beautiful, is her name calicia?

by A dude who likes you March 9, 2018

Cali Bud

Cannabis sativa or indica with a very high percentage of THC. This marijuana is actually grown in California, and many times is from a medicinal marijuana dispensary in California. It is quite expensive in other places besides California considering the shipping and handeling process. In places far from California, the price will range from 25-30 a gram, but in California, it is usually a bit less than that.

"Yo, when is that Cali Bud coming in?"

"Dude, it was shipped today in overnight shipping, so it should get here tomorrow."

"I cant wait to hit that shit."

by Polar Bear 69 April 5, 2008

Califas

Contraction of the Spanish. California Sur (Southern California) Used widely in the militant Chicano movement to designate the state of California or Southern California. Also commonly used in the street mainly by immigrant youth and Chicano residents throughout the state and beyond.

by Juan El Lokko October 2, 2003

cali sober

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed

"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."

by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020

Frank Caliendo

A comedian who first appeared on MADtv doing impressions. His most famous impressions include, George Bush, John Madden, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton, Jerry Seinfeld, Scooby Doo and many others. You can see him on FOX NFL SUNDAY, and Frank TV.

Frank Caliendo - Because that's what Picino does. He takes little kids sayings and turns them into tough guy phrases, no matter what the situation is...

Someone comes and says the mob is gunna come and kick your ass.

You sir, are a liar. Liar liar, your pants are on firrreeee!!!! lol

by metallkidd93 January 13, 2008