cattle run

The act of fucking at least four fat bitches while on vacation or a road trip.

Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs

Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Whoreface Cattle

A clique of women, or men, who are complete and udder (pun intended) whores. No, it's not slut-shaming. Do who you please, but don't play people.

"Ugh, Jackson! Smith is apart of a Whoreface Cattle. Ride another horse, honey."

by sazimunster April 7, 2020

rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.

See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.

by ms.wolfgang March 3, 2011

cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved

We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.

by Camel drive June 11, 2017

vax-cattle

also known as "branch covidians" are people (usually those with left-leaning political sensibilities) belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embrace the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn. Characteristic traits include virtue-signaling their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear that can be publicly exchanged within those respective social groups, where fear is exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration.

Man, the media have become modern day televangelists for the vax-cattle.

by bobbysixkillr April 7, 2021

cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008