Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.

Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....

by a67Aperture January 9, 2013

black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

catbusing

The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.

"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."

"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."

"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"

"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)

by Next Stop October 23, 2008

caucus

caucus is an underground indie rockband movie starring austin buetner, matthew mendoza, john adriano, herberth cifuentes, edwin suarez, alexis hernandez, florentino elicegui, michael tejada, with lady gaga michael goi.

"WOW CAUCUS WAS SO GOOD!! My favorite line was, 'Don't you h a t e me?' John said that one"
"caucus makes me so wet!"Matthew exclaimed.

by Determinate May 12, 2021

Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus

DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.

by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010