carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

by Vapor S. Thompson May 2, 2018

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011

Carpe Diem

Basically the classy version of YOLO.

Mark: I don't really want to go...

Aaron: C'mon man, carpe diem!

by Mightyguy6969 December 6, 2013

carpe articulum

Latin for Seize The Moment

When the opportunity came up he ran with it crying out "Carpe Articulum!"

by LMorris January 26, 2009