by Yeetstick69420 June 10, 2021
Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 09, 2019
Kendra: OMG! My boyfriend just did a Carlos on me last night.
Justine: Mmmmm..... Sexy! Can you have him do it to me?
Kendra: Sure...........
Justine: Mmmmm..... Sexy! Can you have him do it to me?
Kendra: Sure...........
by xgenesis23 October 25, 2009
Achiever of the highest level in Wizard Sticks.. Supreme commander of rules and regulations.. bearer of the Hurricane Curse
by kngdemnera February 03, 2010
by beckham28 April 05, 2011
carlos is...... well hes everything you could ever dream of in a guy. hes sweet, funny, caring, cute, he has a smile that will melt your heart and a laugh that you cant help but love. this boy is SEXY!! he has a body dont worry. he has the best eyes ever. you can get lost in his eyes and you wont mind not finding your way back. when he hugs you it feels like nothing bad will ever happen to you because he wont let anything happen. he makes you feel like your the only girl in the world and the only one for him. he is the object of my affection and the center of my attention. i love you Carlos!
girl 1 do you know carlos
girl 2 yeah
girl 1 isnt he just amazing!?!?!?!
girl 2 nothing can describe that boy
girl 1 ur right
girl 2 yeah
girl 1 isnt he just amazing!?!?!?!
girl 2 nothing can describe that boy
girl 1 ur right
by the grl u cant get enough of! October 18, 2011
Carlos is a loving guy he wants the best for you especially if you're his girlfriend or bestfriend he can be loyal nice and funny but don't fall for him right away he has some tricks up his sleeves carlos is an amazing guy you definitely want to be friends with he'll stay up all night with you when you're not in the greatest position even if he isn't either carlos, carlos is amazing and should be loved truly loved
by :)truth\urban dictionary December 10, 2017