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canooter

My canooter was sore after a rough night of my lover pounding it hard with his cock.
by madam loves a lot January 24, 2008
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Canood

noun: a totally awesome and/or sweet canadian.
verb: the act of being/resembling a canadian; most effective when the person is not, in any way, acting like a canadian at all.
Donald Sutherland: What is this aboot putting maple syrup on that maple leaf shaped hockey puck EH?!
Bob: ......OMFG CANOOD!!!1

Bob: Today I had to run to the grocery store and pick up some baked beans for my wife.
Jesus: D00D U r such A Canood!!!11!!
by Kauri February 4, 2006
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Cadoosh

to hit with extreme force that usually results in embarassment of the victim of this extreme force. A "Cadoosh" is generally an epic spectacle to see. "Cadoosh" is usually said by the person who this extreme force originated from. How many o's are present signifies the extremity of the force.
"Dude, did you see me cadoosh that guy?!"

or

"CADOOSH! Don't mess with me, I'm Samuel L. Jackson!!"
by oclavius February 8, 2010
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Canoozle

A canoozle is the small - usually red - tube (used to apply to a hard to reach area or a tiny opening) usually taped to the side of a can of multi-use spray lubricant such as WD40 or PB Blaster. A combination of two words - canula and nozzle - the term still applies although the canoozles are now usually part of the spray assembly at the top of the can, and not taped to the side of the can, anymore.
"Honey, where's the canoozle for the WD40? I need to spray the front door hinges."
by Rachetwench July 16, 2013
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canoush

To slide on ice without skates and remain standing.

Verb: canoush, canoushing, canoushed

Origin: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2014
Bob canoushed across the ice and made it to the other side.
by CanadianWordWizard May 15, 2015
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canoobies

Canoobies: Are quite simply.....Canadian boobies
I'm thinking about going north and crossing the border. Dude.....have you seen the Canoobies up there?!??
by HAUTWHEELZ July 13, 2015
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caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.
I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.
by sadinhoney July 10, 2018
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