Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.

Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.

by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020

Cankle

The absence of a defined ankle on a person - whereby the calf of the leg merges directly into the foot. The calf appears to replace the ankle - hence the term "cankle".

Whoa, did you see the cankles on the chick? Looks like she has tree stumps for legs!

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

cankle breeder

A family that bears children with cankles

They are a family of cankle breeders

by shi-nay-nay January 28, 2011

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

Cackleslut

That chick at the bar who giggles inanely at anything remotely funny the hot guy says 'cause she so wants to bed him!

"Hey Dave...check out Tim...looks like he's scored a cackleslut"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012