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1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced
I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
by Adam October 5, 2004
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Candido

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Amazing man with many skills with the biggest dick EVER!
DAMN Candido you got a big dick!
by fabulousbby February 2, 2018
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Candie

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A combination of the word Canada and Indie. Used to describe independent / indie music from Canada.
Girl: "I just picked up that awesome Sloan album."
Guy: "Cool. What type of music would you say they are?"
Girl: "I suppose they'd be classified as candie rock / rock candie."
by Candie Eater December 9, 2010
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candid

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when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy
no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
by balec December 23, 2021
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Candido

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A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit
Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)
by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019
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Usually means illegal drugs that resemble candies like xtc
Dude lets pop some adult candies before we go to the party!
by MisterJusty September 22, 2016
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Unserious Candidate

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A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters
Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.
by AAVE uk April 15, 2020
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